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New Poet Laureate Candidate Emerges WIth 'Theresa May' Poem

A tad sweary, this, but we love it. By Jo McIvor, @joelymack on Twitter.
Theresa May, Theresa might ;
But Theresa won't, Because Theresa's shite ;
Theresa May, Theresa shan't ;
But Theresa won't, Because Theresa can't ;
Theresa May, Theresa tried ;
But Theresa didn't, Because Theresa lied ;
Theresa May, Theresa sucked ;
And Theresa knows, That Theresa's f*cked ...