Our Heros, Dicks and Laughs for the Month, October 2017 ...
Heros Of The Month
This month, unchallenged, is the wonderful Madeleine Kay, the EU Supergirl, escorted out of a Brexit Conference in Brussels Madeleine is a staunch Remain Campaigner from Sheffield who, by being so visible, has made herself the target of a great deal of vitriol from Brexit'eeres. If they're angry, she must be doing it right. You can find her on Twitter at @albawhitewolf - give her a follow:-)
Malala Yousafzai, who, almost 5 years to the day after being targeted and shot in the head in Pakistan by Muslim Extremists, started college in Oxford. What a long and inspirational journey for her.
US Republican Senator Jeff Flake of Arizona, who announced that he would not defend his seat - and in doing so delivered the most devastating anti-Trump speech heard from a Republican. We foresee many breaking ranks over the next year as their seats come under pressure.
The bosses at American-based 'Costume' Company '@funcostumes' who marketed this Anne Frank for Halloween, on the website HalloweenCostumes.com, .eu, and .uk. How unbelievably crass and insensitive. It was flagged to us, and along with others, we brought it to the attention of the company and US media, forcing the items removal from sale with 8 hours.
Donald J Trump (Junior) who used his own daughter to make a crass and ill-informed tweet about Socialism, in doing so exposed how little he understands Politics, Life, or the fact that he's been given every position he's had and everything he owns. Needless to say, he was re-educated by everyone.
Another mass killing in USA, this time in Las Vegas. Stephen Paddock opened fire on a Country Music Festival and murdered 58 people, with 546 injured, in just 10 minutes of shooting. America's 'hopes and prayers' are sounding more and more hollow each time.
Ukip 'Activist' and serial losing Candidate Caroline Santos who, after the Harvey Weinstein allegations, took to her blog and wrote a rather long, ascerbic post defending him. It's probably unconnected to Santos' close friendship with former Ukip Chairman Arthur Thackeray, a 10-times convicted sex predator.
Without doubt, the most inept, chaotic, disorganised and gaffe-prone Tory Party Conference ever seen. From the coughing fits, the collapsing letters, and a prankster "asked by Boris Johnson" to give Theresa May her P45. Was there ever a more perfect display of the bumbling, bungling GOvernment? We could cry, but we've chosen to laugh.
Kevin Wilshaw, a name long known to us, came up with the biggest laugh - and shock - of the month as the former National Front name and notorious Neo Nazi about-turned, called Racism 'rubbish' and simultaneously coming out as both Gay and Jewish.
The current IMPOTUS Donald Trump, who for years has been bragging about his original Renoir "Two Sisters (On The Terrace)" that he paid countless millions for. Turns out the 'savvy negotiator' was conned, and it's a fake, says the Chicago Institute of Art, who have had the original hanging in their gallery for eight decades.
Britain First's Jayda Fransen, who constantly spouts how Immigrants must obey our laws, arrested yet again for breaking our laws. She's currenty out on bail and as of November 19th, was arrested yet again. Such repeated breaches of bail will land her in jail.
Ukip 'leader' Henry Bolton, decrying that the "indigenous Anglo-Saxons' are almost nowhere to be seen". He was quickly schooled in a little bit of basic History of our land, where the Angle-Saxon era ended 1000 years ago with the influx of a Norman aristocracy.
Ukip again, with their illinformed MEP Gerard Batten, who stated that English (which has been part of the compulsory education curriculum for 6 decades "was not taught in our schools".
And finally, our favourite of the month, as co-leaders of the Green Party Caroline Lucas and Jonathan Bartley posted the only reaction possible when the Tories claimed in a Social Media post that they were the "first and most ambitious Green Party in the land."
