Michelle Wolf’s Best Burns At The Correspondents’ Dinner Speech

The traditional White House Correspondents’ Dinner Speech happened. Without Trump, again, of course, because he can't and won't, take a joke. His ego won't allow it. He's the First President to refuse to attend.

Hosted by Michelle Wolf, her intro speech included some superb and controversial burns. These were our favourites ...

On the Stormy Daniels Affair :

... "Like a porn star says when she's about to have sex with Trump, 'Let's get this over with'."

On Trump's Revolving Door Staffing :

... "I did have a lot of jokes about White House Cabinet Members. I had to scrap all of those because everyone has been fired. You guys are going through Cabinet Members quicker than Starbucks throws out black people.

On Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Press Secretary, who was 5 feet away :

... "Every time Sarah steps to the podium, I get excited, because I not really sure what we're going to get. A press briefing, a bunch of lies or divided into softball teams ? What's Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know ..Aunt Coulter."

On the Stormy Daniels Again :

... "It’s 2018 and I am a woman, so you cannot shut me up ... unless you have Michael Cohen wire me $130,000.”

On Trump 'Advisor' Kellyanne Conway :

... "Kellyanne Conway has the perfect last name for what she does – Con-way. You guys have to stop putting Kellyanne on your shows. If you don't give her a platform, she has nowhere to lie. If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree? I'm not suggesting she gets hurt, just stuck – stuck under a tree."

Brutal. And Superb.