Ukip Is 'Like The Black Death' Says Ukip Spokesman

Yes, it actually happened, and isn't a Mash Report spoof.

Official Ukip General Secretary Paul Oakley compared his Party to the Black Death, which resulted in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people.

And when asked to clarify, or rethink, he retorted :

"Absolutely, what's wrong with that?"

All joking aside, however Oakley or the Kippers try to spin it, this is end game for them. And joyously so.

Paul Oakley insisted they Ukip were "dormant" rather than "finished". Cue the Monty Python 'Dead Parrot' sketch posts ...