Boris Johnson, The Actual Chicken

Johnson failed to show up at a prearranged Press Conference with the Luxembourg Prime Minister today.

He claimed it was due to 'noisy protestors' - this from the man who has repeatedly stated 'DO OR DIE' and compared himself yesterday to The Hulk - prompting a response from the actual Hulk.

Johnson - and the Right Wing media - referred to Jeremy Corbyn as a chicken a short while ago, for declining a General Election on Boris' terms (which would have excluded students from voting) preferring one in a few weeks on even ground. That poor attempt backfired, of course.

Now, we know, who's the Chicken. 

Or, bearing in mind Johnson's love of comparisons with cartoon superheros ... The Invisible man.